...greeks are better friends

1.FRIENDS: Never ask for food
GREEK FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

2.FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
GREEK FRIENDS: Call your parents theio and theia.

3.FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
GREEK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "Damn,we fucked up... but that shit was fun!"

4.FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
GREEK FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

5.FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
GREEK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"